You actually did it... you're crazy...

So, in short, I'm a multi-Guinness World Record holder and champion in many sports while having a huge online following and influencing millions of lives.

Got hooked? Great, then here is the truth:
In reality, I'm a billionaire... No, wait, that's still lies...
I'm a stupid human from Serbia that years ago saw some people making games, downloaded Unity, and thought to himself "This looks like something a retard could do!". Naturally, me being a retard, I did it. So here I am almost a decade later doing all sorts of stuff with programming, mainly trying to keep myself busy from all the bullshit happening around me and slowly losing friends one by one, but hey, life! In all seriousness, joking a bit, but that's the future I'm seeing honestly, probably doesn't help that I'm writing and making this site at 7 am after not sleeping and having a 6 am to 6 pm sleep the day before...

As you might have noticed, my name is Aleksa Đorđić (Url, duhhh). I'm {insert 2 digit number here} years old and I'd consider myself quite skilled at programming. I know the basics and stuff that I need to know for stuff that I want and some cool stuff, but nothing extra. For some reason, people tell me I'm "intelligent" and "mature/serious" and other bullshit... Nonsense! I have a brain of a 3-year-old, maybe even worse after writing whatever this is, geez Louise... That's it, what else did you expect, a treat? Got a boring life for the most part, but one worth living.

For some reason, you made it this far reading, so I'll continue writing a bit more, why not. My general interests are, obviously, programming and computers, for the most part, I tie them to other stuff I love like Physics, more specifically fluids, aerodynamics, and electricity, if you don't like any of those things, you just didn't see the cool parts! On the other side, although I'm literally a skinny potato sitting in my room 24/7, I like sports, was training Tenis and Karate when I was younger... Fun times... Now I mostly don't have time for that or people to play with, so I sit at home clacking on my keyboard and making software bugs! Space is cool and huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge. Gamers, you probably know about Parsec, did you know that Parsec is a unit of distance roughly 3.26 light-years with the name derived from "Parallax of one arcsecond", well now you do! Space is amazing, alongside it Astronomy and Astrology (No, they aren't the same thing). Rockets, they go boom and they are cool! Check out SpaceX, good shizz. Also play Kerbal Space Program, boom boom Kraken simulator! Have you tried Rally? Or let's keep it to games for now, have you tried WRC/Dirt Rally, ahem, excuse me, run-into-trees Simulator 2k20? Amazing.

Before I start shitposting and saying all kinds of stuff, Imma quickly close Visual Studio, get away from my PC, and get something to eat, baiiii That is all you'll get from me so far...